Akbar Birbal Jokes
Akbar Birbal Joke 1: (Ammi - Abba)
Akbar : Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe, ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the. Birbal : Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.
Akbar Birbal Joke 2: (Khakar Peekar Bhi Roja Na Toote)
Akbar : Birbal koi aisa tarika batao ki main khau peeu or mera roza na tute.
Birbal : Huzur logo se laate khao or gussa pee jao sab kuch tutega magar roza nahi tutega.
Akbar Birbal Joke 3: (Ku Su Joke)
Akbar tells Birbal that he has learnt adding Ku to something makes it bad and Su to something makes it good. While speaking all this Akbar's Son enters the room, Birbal gets up says Come Come "Suvar" Saheb (which means pig). Akbar gets very angry on this insult, he asks Birbal to explain this. Birbal says Badshah you yourself said Ku means bad and Su means good, then how could I call your son "Kuvar" (a Rajput word for Prince), hence I called him Suvar...
Akbar Birbal Joke 4: (Good Qualities)
One day, Birbal was talking of a dinner he had eaten the day before. In doing so, he described brinjal (baingan) as be -gun i.e. without any good qualities. Akbar, who at the very moment was passing by, overheard this and started praising the qualities of the brinjal as bahu-gun i.e one without myriad qualities. Birbal promptly agreed. Thereupon, Akbar remonstrated with Birbal and asked him how Birbal could contradict himself. Birbal, with his famous presence of mind, retorted 'But Your Highness, I am your servant and not of the brinjal!'
Akbar Birbal Joke 5: (Sir Student)
Sir : Birbal Kon Tha?
Student : Pta Nahi.rted;
Sir : Padhai Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.
Student : Raj,Sunny,Bunty, Kon Hain?
Sir : Pta Nhi.
Student : Beti Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.. .
Akbar Birbal Joke 6: (A Kiss)
Akbar : Mujse Vada Kr Teri Biwi Ke Pehli Kiss muje Lene Dega.
Birbal : Vada Hujoor! Par Meri bhi ek Sart Hai.
Akbar : Bol?
Birbal : Shadi aapki Behan Se Karunga.
Akbar Birbal Joke 7: (Gay)
Teacher : who was AKBAR?
Boy : Akbar was gay!!
Teacher : why?
Boy : v hav heard. Laila-Majnu, ......Heer-Ranjha, Adam-Eve, Soni-Mahival & only Akbar-Birbal...;)