In the bustling lanes of delhi, where promises bloom as vividly as spring flowers, an enchanting tale of ₹1000 unfolds. The protagonist? A promise that seemed as certain as the rising sun. The plot twist? A delightful buffet of excuses that could rival a bollywood script in its drama and creativity. Sit back, grab some chai, and let us embark on this saga.

Excuse #1: “Arvind kejriwal Has Been Sent to Jail”

Ah, the classic ‘blame it on the unavailable leader’ trope! Delhi’s ₹1000 promise apparently decided to take a sabbatical because Mr. arvind kejriwal was temporarily residing in a government guesthouse, albeit one with bars and an iron-clad guest list. Clearly, ₹1000 decided it couldn’t navigate the city’s Metro without the guiding hand of its beloved leader. What’s a measly thousand bucks without Kejriwal’s signature grin to back it up?

Excuse #2: “Kejriwal Needs Some Me-Time”

Freshly liberated from his state-sponsored staycation, Mr. kejriwal evidently needed time to recuperate. Managing a city, crafting promises, and tweeting daily can be exhausting, after all. As the ₹1000 sat patiently twiddling its metaphorical thumbs, Delhi’s women were reassured that good things come to those who wait. And wait. And wait some more.

Excuse #3: “The Notification Was Issued... But, Procedure!”

Ah, the bureaucratic maze—a wonderland where simple tasks like issuing ₹1000 to Delhi’s women transform into Herculean feats. On december 12th, the promise was notified, yet it seems the ₹1000 took a wrong turn at a government file shelf. "It’s all part of the procedure," they say. One wonders if the procedure involves a treasure hunt with ₹1000 as the prize.

Excuse #4: “Election Team Says ‘Hold Your Horses’”

With elections around the corner, the ₹1000 seemed to have taken on an existential crisis. Was it a promise or propaganda? AAP’s spokesperson, when cornered by a sharp DD news journalist, Rheema Parashar, decided to pull off the verbal equivalent of disappearing into a cloud of smoke. Maybe the election team would swoop in with answers. Or maybe ₹1000 is simply allergic to accountability.

Final Thoughts: The ₹1000 Mystery Lives On

And so, the women of delhi are left to ponder: will this mythical ₹1000 ever arrive? Perhaps it’s on vacation in the swiss Alps. Or stuck in Delhi’s traffic. Or maybe, just maybe, it was a promise that always looked better on paper than in pockets.

Until then, we can only admire the rich tapestry of excuses—a true testament to the boundless creativity of governance. After all, who needs ₹1000 when you’ve got unlimited entertainment?