No Signal, Full Bill: Jio Users Pay for the Invisible Network!
Down Detector, the referee of internet mishaps, recorded over 10,000 cries for help by noon. Meanwhile, airtel and vodafone users strutted around like they had VIP passes to a concert only they could hear. As jio users refreshed their apps, the only thing loading was disappointment. After all, paying for the service but getting 'no signal' is like buying air at a premium rate—priceless, but utterly useless!
By midday, over 10,000 reports poured in, lighting up Down Detector like a christmas tree—though sadly, those users wouldn’t have been able to send a single christmas text if they tried. Frustration mounted as airtel and vodafone users sauntered by, blissfully scrolling through Instagram, while jio customers refreshed their screens only to see the same, soul-crushing message: “No Signal.”
It’s the ultimate irony—paying for unlimited data and being handed unlimited nothingness. For jio, the network that’s typically fast and reliable, this was a disappearing act that even Houdini would envy.